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9. Describe your perfect mate

Seeming as I have a habit of having crushes on people of differing religions, I’d like to point out I probably have no idea who my perfect mate would be but preferbly reverently Catholic, swing dances, have a similar sense of humor, be fascinated with the world, and truly love people.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Nah.

55. Share a relationship story.

I actually have a current story I’d like to share… Which is what partially interrupted me answering this. There is a freshman guy on my floor that I am 98% sure has a crush on me and I don’t know what to do about it because I kind of have a crush on somebody else that will probably not work out because he is oblivious and he is also not Christian so like merp. This freshman guy happens to be Catholic, but like, he’s 2 years younger than me… he’s adorable sure but like I dunno… he hasn’t asked me out or anything, but he’s made some not so subtle gestures that he likes me. RAUGGGHH I DON’T WANT TO HURT ANYONE’S FEELINGS but what if he actually asks me out, like what do I say? Like, what? WHAT? Like on a date? Maybe. I think I could accept a date. But not a relationship, that’s waaaay too fast. Like, slow down, bud. Not that it has gotten to that point yet. But since the guy next door just asked my roommate out (SO CUTE) and we’re all friends so like maybe he’ll feel inclined tooo asssskkk meeee? URHHGGHS PROBLMESMS

ALSO HOW IS IT THAT I ONLY ATTRACT MUSICIAN TYPE PEOPLES? not that it’s a bad trait but for some reason I attract them - but I have crushes on the more oblivious not as musiciany types? I DON’T UNDERSTAND

oh geez I hope my brother doesn’t see this, he follows me… but he’s rarely on tumblr… I hope… merp. 

lehightower:

I just love cosby.

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

yes but imagine the poor girl who does steal it and is disappointed with its contents

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

yes but imagine the poor girl who does steal it and is disappointed with its contents

vaguely NSFW questions.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

BTW I had no idea birds were such a favorite when it comes to animals. My favorite animal is an octopus, maybe I’m just weird.

asmartkid:

chincellabellaella:

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

It’s a metaphor for the lower half of your body aka your bum, get with it, smart kid. Although that being said they could have been even more clever with their wordplay, but alas.



Yo I got the joke 
I just thought maybe I could make it funnier
But I failed miserably
I should have left it alone
My apologies
Sincerest apologies smart kid

asmartkid:

chincellabellaella:

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

It’s a metaphor for the lower half of your body aka your bum, get with it, smart kid. Although that being said they could have been even more clever with their wordplay, but alas.

Yo I got the joke I just thought maybe I could make it funnier But I failed miserably I should have left it alone My apologies Sincerest apologies smart kid